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stupid monkey

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stupid monkey what needs a tripod.

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I'm also certain that is not how monkeys work.

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...what can I even say...?

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Does this look anything like a useful hand to you? No. No it doesn't.

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...did I transform it? I can't even remember.

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Hello, monkey-face-halves, staring at me so.

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It's like Transmetal Optimus, but angrier and more drunk!

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And now, stupid arm tricks!

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why?!

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This would be cool if the feet could hold stuff too.

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I may have given a misleading impression of how badass the toy can look with this one.

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He keeps his life essence in his kidney.

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"I bet he's drunk right now."