stupid monkey what needs a tripod.
I'm also certain that is not how monkeys work.
...what can I even say...?
Does this look anything like a useful hand to you? No. No it doesn't.
...did I transform it? I can't even remember.
Hello, monkey-face-halves, staring at me so.
It's like Transmetal Optimus, but angrier and more drunk!
And now, stupid arm tricks!
This would be cool if the feet could hold stuff too.
I may have given a misleading impression of how badass the toy can look with this one.
He keeps his life essence in his kidney.
"I bet he's drunk right now."